50 Questions on the Fleece Beast

- Normal Stuff -

1. How Long Have you known Kingy? Since 3rd year

2. What did you think of Kingy the first time you met him (online or in person)? Geek

3. When was the first time you saw him in the infamous yellow fleece? No :'(

4. Did anything strike you as being odd or wrong with Kingy? Why do I ask stupid questions that I already know the answers too? Well, duh

5. Do you think the same about Kingy as you did when you first met / spoke to him? No

- Getting Kingyish -

6. How many times has Kingy said the wrong words, or something else stupid to you? Too many to name

7. What did he say? As Above

8. Has Kingy ever come on at you? I should certainly hope not

9. How many times were you forced to hit him when he did? He didn't (thank god)

10. Have you ever come on to Kingy? What were you thinking? Have you got professional help? Dinnae stert on me likes

- Duncans 5 Questions -

11. If Kingy was locked in a room with 2 men, who would they be? Um, probably police officers (Village People Anyone?)

12. Kingy is in love with what? d) gay horses

13. If kingy was a woman, what sexuality would he be? A) Homosexual

14. What is the last thing Kingy will say before he dies? (inaudible mumbles) Nirvana Album (the way he does in his sleep)

15. If Kingy and Rosa were in the same room for a week, would they d) play cs

- Sibbs's 5 questions -

16. Will Kingy die a virgin? Unless he finds a boyfriend fast

17. Will Kingy be buried wearing the yellow fleece? I'll see to it myself

18. Will Kingy ever hold a decent festivle? Unlikely

19. If Kingy and Duncan were a famous couple, who would they be? Hmmm, tough one

20. whats kingy's fav film d) Cum In 60 Seconds

- TR's Five Questions -

21. Will Kingy ever realise how big a slag he is? Nope, that's the point in slagging him (b)

22. Does Kingy look pure mental in his big yellae jae-kit? Uh, isn't it a fleece? Oh wait, these are my questions :S

23. What is your favourite Kingy moment? When he told Rosa and me about a 10 year old with a nice ass

24. When will he next say something stupid (see Kingy Quotes in the forum)? Probably 2moro

25. Will there ever be a havoc fest? Will the date ever be final? No

- Other Questions -

26. How big is Kingys weiner?d) the smallest but then there's macky so... :S

27. Does Kingy suck or what? a) yes,

28. If I had a hammer... d) ewww that's probably been up his ass

29. What does Kingy eat more? B) dick (remember you are what you eat)

30. If you got £1 for every time Kingy fucks up, would you be a.... c) vince mcmahon, dammit

31. When Kingy is lost and has nothing to eat, what does he do? c) knaw his knob, argh

32. Rosa walks in and catches Kingy wanking (poor guy). What does Kingy do? b) stand up and try to look sexy, (Rosa would start crying tho)

33. Who sucks more cock out of Kingy, Macky, Duncan and Rosa? A) Kingy, b) Kingy, c) Kingy, d) Kingy? tough one

34. Kingy sees a hot girl, what does he say d) tells every1 she has a nice ass

35. Kingy Realises he is alone in the house. Does he b) try on his mums underwear,

36, Which Village person would kingy be d) sailor

37. What have Kingy and Macky got in common? b) tiny weiners,

38. Which of these would kingy most like up his ass d) a drumstick imagine if he sat down... painful :'(

39. Who is the sexiest member of the King Family? d) Queen Elizabeth without a doubt, i'd have her any day

whoops, i wasn't ment to say that :O

40. What does Kingy like most c) duncan's cock you don't always get what you want

41. Who would Kingy sleep with if he found out raping wasn't a crime? c) Sibbs and Rosa, 2 is better than one, he'd probably get his ass kicked tho

42. Kingy invites his bf to make himself relaxed, what does kingy do? c) prank call rosa, yeah, if kingy has a chance of sex (all be it gay) he'd probably end up doing something stupid like that

43. Whats Kingy's favourite food with two sprouts?d) carrot

44. Who would Kingy choose to be Prime Minister a) himself and this country would become a nightmare

45. If Kingy was prime minister, what would be the first thing he would do? legalize gay marriage, then marry george bush, so that the brittish gouvernment can kiss bushes ass for real

46. What does CS *really* stand for? a) cock sucking, b) cock sucking, c) cock sucking d) cock sucking one of them...

47. If Rosa raped Kingy, what would he do? d) nothing - it's not rape if you want it?

48. Has masturbation lost its fun for Kingy b) no

49. Did Kingy cry when he watched Titanic c) only when jack died *sniff sniff* that was so sad

50. Anything else you want to add? yeah, this is the greatest site on the web, if i may say so myself :D