50 Questions on the Fleece Beast

- Normal Stuff -

1. How Long Have you known Kingy?

2. What did you think of Kingy the first time you met him (online or in person)?

3. When was the first time you saw him in the infamous yellow fleece?

4. Did anything strike you as being odd or wrong with Kingy? Why do I ask stupid questions that I already know the answers too?

5. Do you think the same about Kingy as you did when you first met / spoke to him?

- Getting Kingyish -

6. How many times has Kingy said the wrong words, or something else stupid to you?

7. What did he say?

8. Has Kingy ever come on at you?

9. How many times were you forced to hit him when he did?

10. Have you ever come on to Kingy? What were you thinking? Have you got professional help?

- Duncans 5 Questions -

11. If Kingy was locked in a room with 2 men, who would they be?

12. Kingy is in love with what? A) Men, b) Horses, c) women, d) gay horses

13. If kingy was a woman, what sexuality would he be? A) Homosexual, b) Bi-Sexual, c) hetrosexual, d) pig fucker?

14. What is the last thing Kingy will say before he dies?

15. If Kingy and Rosa were in the same room for a week, would they a) fuck endlessly, b) make a fort, c) become cannibals, d) play cs

- Sibbs's 5 questions -

16. Will Kingy die a virgin?

17. Will Kingy be buried wearing the yellow fleece?

18. Will Kingy ever hold a decent festivle?

19. If Kingy and Duncan were a famous couple, who would they be?

20. whats kingy's fav film a) Beavis in Butt b) Douglas Does Dalas c) Ass Wars d) Cum In 60 Seconds

- TR's Five Questions -

21. Will Kingy ever realise how big a slag he is?

22. Does Kingy look pure mental in his big yellae jae-kit?

23. What is your favourite Kingy moment?

24. When will he next say something stupid (see Kingy Quotes in the forum)?

25. Will there ever be a havoc fest? Will the date ever be final?

- Other Questions -

26. How big is Kingys weiner? a) small, b) smaller, c) very small, d) the smallest

27. Does Kingy suck or what? a) yes, b) aye, c) yeah, c) of course!

28. If I had a hammer... a) i'd hammer kingy in the morning, b) i'd hammer kingy in the evening, c) i'd just hammer kingy, d) ewww that's probably been up his ass

29. What does Kingy eat more? A) shit B) dick (remember you are what you eat)

30. If you got £1 for every time Kingy fucks up, would you be a.... a) millionaire, b) billionare, c) vince mcmahon, d) bill gay-tes?

31. When Kingy is lost and has nothing to eat, what does he do? a) suck his own cock, b) eat his own shit, c) knaw his knob, d) wank into a cup and swallow?

32. Rosa walks in and catches Kingy wanking (poor guy). What does Kingy do? a) pull Rosa to his cock, b) stand up and try to look sexy, c) take his glasses off and jump out the window, d) start crying

33. Who sucks more cock out of Kingy, Macky, Duncan and Rosa? A) Kingy, b) Kingy, c) Kingy, d) Kingy?

34. Kingy sees a hot girl, what does he say a) (insane mumbles) b) pisses himself with fear c) tries to look sexy d) tells every1 she has a nice ass

35. Kingy Realises he is alone in the house. Does he a) wank in his mum and dads room, b) try on his mums underwear, c) borrow his dads dildo, d) wank in every room?

36, Which Village person would kingy be a) indian b) policeman c) builder d) sailor

37. What have Kingy and Macky got in common? A) small weiners, b) tiny weiners, c) small dicks, d) no dicks

38. Which of these would kingy most like up his ass a) Rosa's cock b) Duncan's cock c) a cucumber d) a drumstick

39. Who is the sexiest member of the King Family? a) Kingy, b) His Bro, c) his parents, d) Queen Elizabeth

40. What does Kingy like most a) wet girls b) wet guys c) duncan's cock d) cucumber

41. Who would Kingy sleep with if he found out raping wasn't a crime? a) Rosa, b) Sibbs, c) Sibbs and Rosa, d) his clone

42. Kingy invites his bf to make himself relaxed, what does kingy do? a) suck his cock, b) shave his ass for him, c) prank call rosa, d) put on Nirvana and get to business

43. Whats Kingy's favourite food with two sprouts? a) cucumber b) banana c) aubergine d) carrot

44. Who would Kingy choose to be Prime Minister a) himself b) george michael c) elton john d) boy george

45. If Kingy was prime minister, what would be the first thing he would do?

46. What does CS *really* stand for? a) cock sucking, b) cock sucking, c) cock sucking d) cock sucking

47. If Rosa raped Kingy, what would he do? a) wait for it to finish then call the pigs, b) return the favour, c) be pleased he's finally lost his virginity, d) nothing - it's not rape if you want it?

48. Has masturbation lost its fun for Kingy a) yes b) no c) only when he aint with duncan d) when he has no gay porn

49. Did Kingy cry when he watched Titanic a) yes b) of course c) only when jack died d) only cos there was no gay love scenes

50. Anything else you want to add?